Uber Minutes
An ETA that is just total bullshit.
Oh, it's like Uber minutes.
Notes
Coined by my dad while setting up a brand-new computer. He was doing the whole system setup—reinstall the OS, the works—and the progress bar said something stupid like '3 weeks remaining.' I had to warn him it just needed to load, and that the estimate would get more accurate as time went on. He nodded and said, 'Oh, it's like Uber minutes.'